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Forget haunted houses.
I live in a red state.
This cap serves up Halloween sarcasm with a political edge, turning a familiar spooky-season phrase into a statement guaranteed to get attention.
Whether you wear it as political commentary, Halloween humor, or simply because you enjoy making people do a double take, this one doesn't exactly whisper.
Scary? Please.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Printful, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 11025 Westlake Dr, Charlotte, North Carolina 28273 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
You Don’t Scare Me, I Live in a Red State Baseball Cap
$22.50
I live in a red state.
This cap serves up Halloween sarcasm with a political edge, turning a familiar spooky-season phrase into a statement guaranteed to get attention.
Whether you wear it as political commentary, Halloween humor, or simply because you enjoy making people do a double take, this one doesn't exactly whisper.
Scary? Please.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Printful, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 11025 Westlake Dr, Charlotte, North Carolina 28273 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-24 ⅜ | 4 ¾ | 3 ⅛ | 7 ½ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 52-62 | 12 | 8 | 19 |