You Don’t Scare Me, I Live in Texas Baseball Cap
Black
$19.50
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Ghosts? Monsters? Haunted houses?
Please. I live in Texas.
This cap puts a political twist on the classic Halloween taunt, poking fun at what it can feel like to navigate life in one of the most conservative states in the country— where often the political punches are coming from your own state government.
For Texans who have learned to dodge political attacks, keep an eye on the Capitol, and somehow still make it through the day with a sense of humor, this one's for you.
The monsters aren't always hiding under the bed. Sometimes they're making the laws.
Wear it as satire. Wear it as commentary. Wear it because, in Texas, Halloween isn't the only thing that can be scary.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Printful, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 11025 Westlake Dr, Charlotte, North Carolina 28273 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
You Don’t Scare Me, I Live in Texas Baseball Cap
$19.50
Please. I live in Texas.
This cap puts a political twist on the classic Halloween taunt, poking fun at what it can feel like to navigate life in one of the most conservative states in the country— where often the political punches are coming from your own state government.
For Texans who have learned to dodge political attacks, keep an eye on the Capitol, and somehow still make it through the day with a sense of humor, this one's for you.
The monsters aren't always hiding under the bed. Sometimes they're making the laws.
Wear it as satire. Wear it as commentary. Wear it because, in Texas, Halloween isn't the only thing that can be scary.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Printful, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 11025 Westlake Dr, Charlotte, North Carolina 28273 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-24 ⅜ | 4 ¾ | 3 ⅛ | 7 ½ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 52-62 | 12 | 8 | 19 |
